Sunday 14 June 2015

The 90s were my 60s


“Remembrance of things past is not necessarily the remembrance of things as they were.” – Proust

Nostalgia is a drug and everyone’s an addict. The older you get, the stronger the cravings.

We all yearn for a youth which, when viewed through the fog of nostalgia, seems happier (and simpler) than it probably was, conveniently forgetting that those years could also be incredibly confusing and frustrating.

Every generation looks back fondly at the period in their lives which helped turn them into the person they are today – those crucial teenage years where who and what they are (and want to be) start to crystallise, shaped by personal experiences, their peers and, of course, the music they listen to. For my parents, who were born in the mid-50s, this was the late 60s/early 70s. For me, born with just over a month of the 70s left to go, it was the 90s.

We all remember listening to our parents (and even our grandparents) waxing lyrical about how things were better in their day – and we all remember thinking ‘yeah, whatever’ because, let’s face it, we knew it all, didn’t we? We’d always have our fingers not so much on the pulse, but on the jugular of popular culture. As far as we were concerned, things had never been better (even though we had no real point of historical reference to work from) and this was a good as it would ever be.


So, here we are in 2015 and it now appears to be my generation’s turn to tell an undoubtedly indifferent generation below us how great things were in the 90s, albeit the 90s as we’ve chosen to remember them. Such is the circle of life (a 90s reference for you there).

In case it’s escaped your attention, there seems to be something of a 90s revival going on at the moment. It’s by no means a full scale cultural revolution – not yet (at least not in the way it happened with the 60s, 70s and 80s), but there seems to be an increasingly favourable climate for 90s bands reforming (Ride, for example) and the last few years have seen a slew of 20th anniversary ‘deluxe’ editions of classic 90s albums hit the shelves, orchestrated by record labels who know all too well that the teenagers who bought them the first time (from Woolies and Our Price, naturally) are now earning enough to buy them again in expanded versions at grossly inflated prices.


It’s filtering through onto our TV screens too. TFI Friday, a programme which probably encapsulated the boorish Britpop lad culture of the mid to late 90s better than anything else, returned on Friday (June 12) for a one-off special, supposedly to celebrate its 20th anniversary (it’s actually 19 years, but hey…), picking up pretty much where it left off and sending the Twittersphere into a Hooch-fuelled frenzy. And last night (June 13), Channel 4 showed a programme called ‘The 90s: Ten Years That Changed The World’, covering everything from the rave scene and Madchester through to Britpop, the enforced grief arising from Princess Diana’s death and the unrelenting cult of Beckham, in all their bold, brash, lager-swilling (and spilling) glory.

Did the 90s change the world? That depends on your interpretation of changing the world.

Did the 90s change my world? Irrefutably so.

For me, the 90s were when I started to discover who I really was and where my place in the world might be (although the jury’s still out on that one). While I started getting into music in the late 80s thanks to Top of the Pops and Smash Hits, it was in the 90s that I started reading Melody Maker and NME and venturing beyond the all-too-safe confines of the Top 40, buying obscure but no less brilliant records that wouldn’t even trouble the Top 1000 – and not from Boots or WHSmith but from independent record shops such as Way Ahead in Derby, Selectadisc in Nottingham and Rockaboom in Leicester (sadly only the latter remains open today).

It was during the 90s that I went to my first gig (East 17 at Nottingham Royal Concert Hall in 1993 – yeah, I know, sorry) and my first festival (the free Heineken Festival in Wollaton Park, Nottingham, again in 1993, featuring a ‘Modern Life Is Rubbish’-era Blur who were not yet big enough to headline). I also went to my first Glastonbury (1997, a spectacularly muddy year – it was 2010 before I’d return). I also bought my first set of decks and learned how to mix two records together.

Secondary school in the early 90s was where I met the people who are still my best friends today and who I have no doubt will remain my best friends for life. I can say exactly the same for the friends I met when I started university in 1998.

This was the decade of house parties (one of which I accidentally brought to an early finish by headbutting a glass lampshade while dancing to ‘Three Lions’), of venturing into pubs to see which ones would serve people who were blatantly underage, of sending the oldest looking one of the group into the off licence for beer and/or alcopops and then a few years later going in yourself and only having to be able to recite a false date of birth in order to complete the transaction. This was also the decade of girlfriends, in the days when ‘going out’ with someone meant standing next to them during break time, waiting for the bell to go so you could do that awkward, goldfish-style open mouth snogging while all your mates cheered you on.

I passed my driving test in 1997 (second time lucky, like all the best people) and being the first of my group to do so, nobly accepted the duty of designated driver for my mates on nights out to Derby in my dad’s Peugeot 309 (for which he made me charge them frankly extortionate petrol rates). I would also take them out on drives around the local villages, just for the sake of it, blasting out happy hardcore tapes at an ear-shattering volume (usually to drown out the protests of my passengers who wanted Alice In Chains or Symposium instead).


In short, this was the decade that made me who I am today. The decade where friendships were forged, tastes were acquired and refined, and dreams were formulated (regardless of whether or not they were realised, although I did achieve my goal of becoming a journalist, a job I did for most of the noughties).

My parents’ generation had the 60s. My generation had the 90s and – I accept this may be the nostalgia talking here – they were FANTASTIC.

The 90s were my 60s.

Friday 12 June 2015

From the archives: Dancing… with tears in my eyes


Originally published on It Is Happening Again on February 27, 2014

I really shouldn’t let it bother me, I know, but I can’t stay silent any longer. I’m not a hateful person, you see, but it’s difficult to feel anything other than utter contempt when it comes to EDM.

That’s EDM as in ‘electronic dance music’, just in case anyone confuses it with non-electronic forms of dance music such as… uh… you know… polka or flamenco or something.

Ah, EDM, let me count the ways in which I despise thee.

Firstly, no one seems to be putting in the effort anymore. Producers such as David Guetta, Avicii and Hardwell (the latter officially the best DJ in the world according to DJ Magazine’s Top 100 DJs poll) are churning out the same tired sound over and over again. The last single sold well so why change a winning formula? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

But herein lies the problem. The original source material for EDM (disco, house and garage) was born from the predominantly gay clubs of 1970s New York. It created an escape; a sense of belonging in a society which didn’t yet readily accept the rights of people it deemed to be ‘different’. By contrast, it’s difficult to listen to EDM and hear anything other than someone trying to make as much money as possible. This is music stripped of all emotion, all humanity… this isn’t music being made because someone feels a compelling need to express themselves creatively, this is music being made because someone has worked out that people are stupid enough to buy the same thing over and over again. This is the point where music stops being art and becomes just another brand. All style, no substance.


This brings me to my next point: EDM DJs. We now live in a world where people will swarm in their droves to see Keith Lemon lookalike David Guetta bouncing around, pumping his fist in the air and generally ticking all the twat boxes while doing absolutely bugger all behind the decks. He may be wearing Beats By Dre headphones (which I’m convinced were designed to help us identify those who shouldn’t be allowed out unaccompanied) but what’s that? A pre-recorded set? Really? Swedish House Mafia were just the same, only it took THREE of them to slot a USB stick into a CD player and push a button while their fans paid ludicrous money for the pleasure of watching them do sweet FA.

What’s the big deal, you ask? Well, if you paid good money to see a band play live only to find they were miming to a backing track, you’d feel pretty ripped off, right? Yeah, okay, DJs are playing recorded music (and no one has ever pretended otherwise), but it’s how you play that recorded music that makes the DJ. The real skill lies not just in mixing two records (or CDs or whatever) together, it’s all about reading the crowd and connecting with them via the music you play. If you turn up with a pre-mixed CD and then do nothing for the next hour then aren’t you actually showing a complete lack of respect for your fans by effectively ignoring them? If you’re going to make money out of being a DJ then the least anyone can expect from you is that you actually BE A DJ. That means more than a beard and a low-cut T-shirt, chumps.


It gets worse. We also live in a world where the likes of Paris Hilton and Pauly D (from Jersey Shore, a so-called ‘reality’ show that I’d rather sandpaper my scrotum than watch) are headline DJs. Paris, whose greatest contribution to mankind will be the oxygen someone else is able to use once she finally shuffles off this mortal coil, knows all the tricks. She can jump around behind the decks. She can point and pump her fist. She has sparkly headphones. But she can’t mix. She has some bloke who CAN mix hiding behind the decks, bobbing up every now and then to, y’know, actually DO HER JOB FOR HER. She probably has someone to wipe her arse too.


Pauly D, who looks like he was grown in a petri-dish, has a sparkly laptop. He pumps his fist. He points. He plays ‘Levels’ by Avicii A LOT. Artistic integrity isn’t in his vocabulary, along with, I imagine, much of the rest of the English language. Depressingly, people are willing to watch him do this in public, in the way that people used to go and watch executions (which, admittedly, would be more enjoyable to listen to).

What do Pauly D or Paris actually know about the music they play and where its roots lie? Do they actively seek out new music to champion out of a relentless passion for their art? Are they pushing boundaries? Or do they (or, most likely, their management) simply understand that being even slightly famous is enough to part people with their hard-earned cash, even if you have no discernible talent to speak of?

EDM celebrates the fact that you no longer need to make the effort as long as you have a brand that suckers will buy into. It’s like that person who turns up to the party empty-handed and demands to know where all the alcohol is. That irritating work colleague who offers to help with a project then wants to take all the credit for your success.

EDM asks the question ‘will this do?’

No. No, it won’t do at all.